No Strings Attached

People say nothing is better than finding someone that loves and understands you, but I say finding someone to have fun with everyday is better.

I'm that type of man that doesn't actually care about loving, all I want is to have a girl in my bed everyday. I believe one of men's greatest enemies is falling in love. Having the woman I want in my bed is the easiest thing for me. People call me playboy and I do tell them I'm proud to be one. I love my girl to be beautiful, fair, tall, quality boobs (average size) and fat ass.

During my University days, I used to have 5 different girls in my bed every week. Being a guy from a middle class Nigerian family, I own a Toyota Camry car and some charms under my sleeve, wooing the girls of my choice was so easy that sometimes I pass babes I've had sex with to my friends that needed them. The crazy thing is, I don't have sex with a girl more than 5 times and I have something a like time table for those 5 times, 3 times in 3 months and the last 2 times are reserved for the future. I hardly complete the 5 times sessions with a girl, because the last 2 times are reserved for friendly match or girls I loaned out to my friends.

There was this girl I met in a lecture theatre when I was in 200l, her name is Emma, this girl is so mignonne and beautiful, she is the true definition of beauty, her beauty is bright enough to illuminate a hall full of darkness, to kill it all, she has all my spec complete but there’s a stain on the white, she's a religious girl. My friends told me I was embarking on a mission impossible and I told them not for my Tom Cruise. I took up the challenge, she gave me a tough time, but as a man that doesn’t give up, eventually I got to win her over and she ended up in my bed. she was a virgin, after little patience and persuasion, I got to paint the town red. For a girl that happened to be a very religious person, I never thought she would be so sweet in bed. I did my thing as usual and completed my 3 sessions with her and freed her (chop, clean mouth and bye bye), because that's how stars do.

So after our convocation, I went for NYSC and I continued my playboy life. It was fun though to be honest. Let me skip my NYSC days because they were filled with so many sex escapades.

2 years after completing my NYSC, I already started working as a PR manager for a brand. I became very popular on Twitter, girls love and adore me. I already had sex with 25% of my female followers.

It’s Christmas time, time for Twitter hangout in Lagos and I went to boutique to get some nice wears for myself before the hangout.

It's party time, Twitter hangout is here, everywhere was bubbling. I was sitting down with my friends, then I sighted a moonlight from afar, this girl is so beautiful, I stood up on my feet, to have a better view of this gorgeous woman. I walked up to her, the face looked so familiar but I couldn't remember where we met. We started talking, and finally she reminded me of who she is and where we met. It was Emma, the girl I met when i was in 200l, wow she's changed so much. She's become more beautiful and elegant, her smile was so cute that I got lost in them.

Our conversation was so smooth and sweet that we had to go to place where no one could see us. Our conversation started getting deeper, my hand found it way to her boobs, and I started caressing them softly, and pressed her nipples gently , she loved and enjoyed it, she pulled me closer and we started kissing. We had little chat, she reminded me of what we had in school, she said she thought we were going to last longer together in school than we did, I told her I guess maybe we parted way because our movie wasn’t going to be 1 part movie, she gave me a little smile. We went on a date few days later, we talked about different things, this girl is so smart. I asked her if we can be a thing again, she chuckled and said “Femi, of course we can be a thing again on one condition”, I asked her what the condition is, she replied, “No string attached, no catching feelings, just fun”. I was like “wow”, this is my area of specialization, that’s how we started the fun. After the chat, we went to the bathroom and had a quicky that felt like lifetime intercourse and the feeling was so different for me. I couldn't get enough of her, I wanted her more. I slept and found myself dreaming about her. I woke up the next morning to her call, her voice was soothing to my ears that I didn't want the call to end. We fixed a dinner date at a restaurant close to my crib. I got to the venue before her, so I sat down and ordered coldstone ice cream to lick before her arrival. Some minutes later, I sighted this beauty from the door, I thought an angel was making an entrance, oh yeah it’s actually an angel, it’s Emma, she looked so beautiful and incandescent, I said in my mind, this is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen in my life. She walked in with some smiles on her face, and sat down. She started the talking and instead of me to listen, I was staring at her eyes and the way her lips were moving, I wanted those lips in mouth and to look in those eyes and say "I love you Gorgeous". Bad man was lost in the garden of beauty, she tapped and told me to concentrate on what she's saying, I tried to be hard guy and listen to her. The conversation was going so well, until she stood up and dropped a red pant on my laps and headed straight to the rest room. As a bad sharp guy, I deciphered the code and followed her. I met her in the toilet with her shirt buttons opened, I can see those boobs shinning calling for some touches, she gave me the greenlight with her index finger to come closer, she unbuckled my belt, unzipped my trouser and put her hand in my boxers, went straight for the d*ck cap, brought the D*ck out and sucked the hell out of it, wow I’ve never gotten a head like this before in my life. It was a challenge for me, I lifted her up and put her on the surface, opened her legs wide and eat her meat till she squirted on my face, that’s how I knew I’ve done a great job. After the head game, we proceeded to having 1 round of intense sex, it was surreal and mind blowing. Oh My God! she’s so clean and smells nice.

We had so much fun together in the rest room that we headed straight to my crib for extra time. She slept like a baby beside me in my bed. I woke up before her in the morning to prepare breakfast for her to have in bed. She headed straight to the bathroom when she woke up to clean herself, well i followed her there to have another round of sweet and intense mekwe with Fever by wizkid playing via the deck, when it got to "do do do do" she gave me an amazing head, then I went straight for the main thing and shouted "starboy dey for u". wow, the sex was different and so sweet. I started imagining how the future would look like for us, local man was about to fall in love but I tapped myself and said “guy this is a game remember”. After the sumptuous mekwe and the cleaning up, I surprised her with breakfast in bed. I looked in to her eyes, held her hands and told her she's the moon to my night and I love her, she smiled and said nothing.

After that nigh, we talked for at least 3hrs per day because we both had tight schedules at work. 2 weeks later, on a Sunday morning, she came to my house without prior notice, it was a surprise visit. I was so happy to see her, I shouted her name EMMA and she hugged and, kissed me deeply. She asked me to dress up that she wants to take me out. I took my bath and dressed up and went out. We went to the cinema, beach and lounge. That day is so special to me, the memories we created that day were so fascinating and beautiful, it was more like a Baecation. We took some beautiful pictures that I will forever cherish. As the day got dark, we went to my house, we talked, gisted and played PES. Meanwhile we branched at a local market on our way home to get some ingredients for dinner. She went to the kitchen after some games and cooked 1 of the best delicacies I've ever eaten, the meal was second only to my mum's. Wow, this is what love feels like then I said nah, this is just a game. After the meal, we went to continue our PES game till 11pm.

She fell asleep on my shoulder, I carried her to bed and kissed on her forehead. She looked so beautiful in bed. Before daybreak, we had rounds of MEWKEs.

She left very early the next morning.

She called me one morning that she’s traveling overseas, I went to see her and followed her to the airport. We talked and ended things between us. Apparently she already fell in love with me, she didn’t want it to get deeper, that’s she had to leave.

Months later, a private number started buzzing me with calls, I wasn’t picking till it got on my nerves, I just wanted the person to just shut up, lo and behold it’s Emma on the phone, she caught feelings when we both knew it was all for fun, she started guilt tripping me, tried to make me feel bad for having sex with her and moving on. I told her, “babe, we had an agreement that No Strings attached, just fun, we both sex with each other, we both enjoyed it, so save me the rants please”, my body is as precious as hers, so its a fair game. Then she started swearing for me, I hanged up on her and blocked her number.

2 years later, I decided to hang my boot and settle down with a girl “Shade” I met a year ago, I got marry to her and we are happily married with 2 kids.